02
Jan
07

Understanding Women

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I find this hilariously funny! :P Everything stated there is quite true, you see!


13 Responses to “Understanding Women”


  1. 1 Ariff
    January 2, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    Hahahahha true true , where did u found this one.Which genius wrote this.

    ~ some friend gave it to me.. hehe…

  2. January 2, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    hahaha….
    Its really funny…
    not exactly all true lahhhhhhhh but i have to agree some part is so true…
    which part ? i cant tell u…
    heheheehe

    ~ hmm no need to tell me lah i already know.. especially reacts well to gold and silver right?

  3. 3 Puteri Nad :-(
    January 3, 2007 at 4:20 am

    ang ang ang..
    motif cleaning ejennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?

    lol

    ~ yelah, housewives. bukan cleaning agent ke? :P gurau gurau. nanti ko pakat ngan laki ko hire indon maid, dont worry!

    but an indon maid is still a woman, kan? or you want to hire a male indon maid?

  4. January 3, 2007 at 8:30 am

    haha.. funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
    especially part specimens must never make eye contact…

    ~ yes. but body language is important :)

  5. January 3, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    Off topic, but since you take a keen interest in politics, perhaps you might find this site interesting

    http://www.othermalaysia.org/

    ~ yerp it’s by that author, the modern malay. i had noticed it for quite some time now, but prefer malaysia-today.net better. :) the news are sharper and more straight forward, skipping the unnecessary boring historical remarks :P

  6. January 4, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    Hmmm great lah. Thanks Mirul for sharing it with us.

    ~ no probbie!

  7. January 5, 2007 at 1:52 am

    HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION
    BULLETIN

    MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

    WOMAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

    Element:Woman
    Symbol:WO
    Discoverer:Adam
    Atomic Mass:Accepted as 53.6kg, but known
    to vary from 40kg to 200kg
    Occurrence:Copious quantities in all urban
    areas

    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
    1.Surface usually covered with a painted film.
    2.Boils at nothing, freezes without any known
    reason.
    3.Melts if given special treatment.
    4.Bitter is incorrectly used.
    5.Found in various states, ranging from virgin
    metal to common ore.

    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
    1.Has great affinity for gold, silver and a
    range of precious stones.
    2.Absorbs great quantities of expensive
    substances.
    3.May explode dangerously without prior
    warning.
    4.Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly
    increased by saturation in alcohol.
    5.Most powerful money reducing agent
    known to men.

    COMMON USES
    1.Highly ornamental.
    2.Can be great aid in relaxation.
    3.Very effective cleaning agent.

    TEST
    1.Pure specimen turns rosy pink when
    discovered in natural state.
    2.Turns green when placed beside superior
    specimen.

    HAZARDS
    1.Highly dangerous except in experienced
    hands.
    2.Illegal to possess more than one, although
    several can be maintained at different locations as
    long as specimens do not come into direct contact
    with one another.

  8. 8 xahirah
    January 5, 2007 at 4:23 am

    yes.. but the cleaning agent.. don’t think so lar.. adeyh.. bling bling? kaching kaching? yeaaaa… ^_^ happy new year dou..

    ~ cleaning agent is soap. soap is pleasent smelling too = same like women. hehe.

  9. 9 cut
    January 5, 2007 at 6:55 am

    heheh..creative betul sang manusia yg buat ni…

    ~ yerp …

  10. January 5, 2007 at 10:07 am

    boils at absolutely nothing , freezes for no apparent reason

    la la la

    ~ boils at absolutely nothing. sigh.

  11. 11 Puteri Nad :-(
    January 5, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    arrr mirul..will hire an english butler for my home boley..muahahah
    owh dear mr vernon himself visited ur blog~ wow~ i m impressed~

    ~ he’s an old friend of mine, dulu slalu jugak ler chat but now dah reduced jadi blog-hop friends sajorr. haih. masing2 busy agaknye.

  12. February 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Bro. the image is not available .. can you please check this !!!
    Thanks yeah ..


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