~ yerp it’s by that author, the modern malay. i had noticed it for quite some time now, but prefer malaysia-today.net better. the news are sharper and more straight forward, skipping the unnecessary boring historical remarks
Element:Woman
Symbol:WO
Discoverer:Adam
Atomic Mass:Accepted as 53.6kg, but known
to vary from 40kg to 200kg
Occurrence:Copious quantities in all urban
areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1.Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2.Boils at nothing, freezes without any known
reason.
3.Melts if given special treatment.
4.Bitter is incorrectly used.
5.Found in various states, ranging from virgin
metal to common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1.Has great affinity for gold, silver and a
range of precious stones.
2.Absorbs great quantities of expensive
substances.
3.May explode dangerously without prior
warning.
4.Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly
increased by saturation in alcohol.
5.Most powerful money reducing agent
known to men.
COMMON USES
1.Highly ornamental.
2.Can be great aid in relaxation.
3.Very effective cleaning agent.
TEST
1.Pure specimen turns rosy pink when
discovered in natural state.
2.Turns green when placed beside superior
specimen.
HAZARDS
1.Highly dangerous except in experienced
hands.
2.Illegal to possess more than one, although
several can be maintained at different locations as
long as specimens do not come into direct contact
with one another.
Hahahahha true true , where did u found this one.Which genius wrote this.
~ some friend gave it to me.. hehe…
hahaha….
Its really funny…
not exactly all true lahhhhhhhh but i have to agree some part is so true…
which part ? i cant tell u…
heheheehe
~ hmm no need to tell me lah i already know.. especially reacts well to gold and silver right?
ang ang ang..
motif cleaning ejennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?
lol
~ yelah, housewives. bukan cleaning agent ke?
gurau gurau. nanti ko pakat ngan laki ko hire indon maid, dont worry!
but an indon maid is still a woman, kan? or you want to hire a male indon maid?
haha.. funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
especially part specimens must never make eye contact…
~ yes. but body language is important
Off topic, but since you take a keen interest in politics, perhaps you might find this site interesting
http://www.othermalaysia.org/
~ yerp it’s by that author, the modern malay. i had noticed it for quite some time now, but prefer malaysia-today.net better.
the news are sharper and more straight forward, skipping the unnecessary boring historical remarks
Hmmm great lah. Thanks Mirul for sharing it with us.
~ no probbie!
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION
BULLETIN
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
Element:Woman
Symbol:WO
Discoverer:Adam
Atomic Mass:Accepted as 53.6kg, but known
to vary from 40kg to 200kg
Occurrence:Copious quantities in all urban
areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1.Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2.Boils at nothing, freezes without any known
reason.
3.Melts if given special treatment.
4.Bitter is incorrectly used.
5.Found in various states, ranging from virgin
metal to common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1.Has great affinity for gold, silver and a
range of precious stones.
2.Absorbs great quantities of expensive
substances.
3.May explode dangerously without prior
warning.
4.Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly
increased by saturation in alcohol.
5.Most powerful money reducing agent
known to men.
COMMON USES
1.Highly ornamental.
2.Can be great aid in relaxation.
3.Very effective cleaning agent.
TEST
1.Pure specimen turns rosy pink when
discovered in natural state.
2.Turns green when placed beside superior
specimen.
HAZARDS
1.Highly dangerous except in experienced
hands.
2.Illegal to possess more than one, although
several can be maintained at different locations as
long as specimens do not come into direct contact
with one another.
yes.. but the cleaning agent.. don’t think so lar.. adeyh.. bling bling? kaching kaching? yeaaaa… ^_^ happy new year dou..
~ cleaning agent is soap. soap is pleasent smelling too = same like women. hehe.
heheh..creative betul sang manusia yg buat ni…
~ yerp …
boils at absolutely nothing , freezes for no apparent reason
la la la
~ boils at absolutely nothing. sigh.
arrr mirul..will hire an english butler for my home boley..muahahah
owh dear mr vernon himself visited ur blog~ wow~ i m impressed~
~ he’s an old friend of mine, dulu slalu jugak ler chat but now dah reduced jadi blog-hop friends sajorr. haih. masing2 busy agaknye.
Bro. the image is not available .. can you please check this !!!
Thanks yeah ..